Friday on a Sunday

so today i had to help feed the alligators at work and it scared the shit out of me, like it always does, kuz at any moment one of those things kould prolly kill me. it was my first day working alone in the petting zoo, and there is so much fucking work to do that it feels like my brain is doing summersaults inside my head.. im so tired now. today is technically sunday but for me its friday kuz i have tomorrow and tuesday off.. i have an interview for another job thats gonna take up like half the day tomorrow so that sux.. i have no idea what to with myself. i kant stand foreigners, especially ones that dont speak english. there is a giraffe feeding platform at the zoo, and i have to relieve the woman there when she goes to lunch.. the giraffes dont like to be pet, only fed, but nevertheless people love to touch them even though you tell them not too.. like this one woman today with the hugest eyebrows i ever seen is trying her damdest to pet the giraffes even though i keep telling her to knock it off, its like "hey brows quit touching the fucking giraffe" and then theres a million foregners all over the place and they have no idea what im saying nevermind the fact that they kant kontrol their kids and some of them put em right up on the railing to see the giraffe even though the giraffe kould knock em right off the platform if they wanted to.. im actually hoping it happens sometime. a good thing today though is that i got to eat lunch, which is another pain in the ass kuz on the weekends theres like a million people in the restaurant, so i have to find an opening in the line and grab whatever shit may happen to be there not even knowing what it is.. im like what the fuck do i do with a garden burger and a brownie and three packets of marinara sauce but thats what i get.. my job blows. i believe they should have an open bar for all the employees, like a soda fountain machine but with alcohol. id never work though. im so tired of cleaning up shit, especially pig shit kuz it smell like death, but i guess im stuck with this job for a while. if i kould manage to find a friend or two it would make my life a hell of a lot easier. missing my ex girlfriend does not help my cause, but thats something i gotta deal with too. life is krazy